A woman was casually dating three men. One day, she goes to her close friend’s house for some coffee.
“I can’t believe you’ve been dating 3 men for over 2 years now! I can’t keep even 1 man for a week. How do you do it?” the friend inquires.
“Just do what I’m doing–cook a man some food and bring it to him. As they say, a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach,” she answers.
“That’s so cliche, but I’ll try it! So, are you going to make a decision? I’m sure by now at least one wants to marry you.”
“They all want to marry me. I’m planning on cooking for them one last time. I will make a decision to marry one of them depending on their reaction.”
For the rest of the week, the woman brings her men food on separate occasions. The same kind, prepped the same way. The very next day, her friend comes over to her house.
“Well? Have you decided yet?” the friend eagerly asks.
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“What do you call a soldier that makes sandwiches?”
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When I first heard the news that Stephen Hawking was dead, it almost felt like a shockwave hit me. He was 96 years old.
He was the most incredible scientist the world has ever seen. Why? The answer is clear: he was something called an Astrophysicist. A scientist.
An astrophysicist is a scientist that looks up into the stars. It doesn’t matter when, or where. The stars were mystifying at night. So beautiful, so many things to constantly count. Until one day, those stars went dark.
When Stephen Hawking was born, he was a visionary. Sure, the kids picked on him, called him a nerd. In fact, it didn’t bother him at all. For he had a dream in his head that he couldn’t stop seeing. When you dream, anything is possible in your head. You imagine things, daydream, and the ideas simply come to life.
I’m a writer. Not that it matters, but just like Stephen Hawking, I had a dream. One thing we have in common is that we are extremely shy people. You’ve seen those nerds before. Always wearing black, making ugly faces, but no one knew that someone out there was secretly, secretly judging them. Jealously? Hah! I think not.
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From left to right: Bernadette Rostenkowski (Melissa Rauch), Howard Wolowitz (Simon Helberg), Raj Koothrappali (Kunal Nayyar), Penny (Kaley Cuoco), Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), Leonard Hofstadter (Johnny Galecki), and Amy Farrah Fowler (Mayim Bialik)
A hilarious sit-com of seven individuals in their 30’s, six being college-educated in some sort of science, this series is mainly about the lives of Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter, whom lived quite comfortably in their introverted, scientific lives at first, before an attractive waitress named Penny moves into the apartment across the hall from theirs. Along with the trio, friends of Sheldon and Leonard are introduced into the series, and all of their personalities intermingle and shift as they spend time together with their shared interests in what would be considered “nerdy” and “geeky”.
I give this a full 5 out of 5, and there are a few reasons why:
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