“What do you call a soldier that makes sandwiches?”
Every computer user’s worst nightmare.
When I saw this on a meme site the first time, I cracked up so hard.
A man died and went to hell. When he enters the flaming gates, he meets me, the Devil.
“What happens now?” the man asks me.
I tell him, “Well, you have three options. There are three doors to choose from, and you can only choose one.”
“Let’s do it,” the man replies.
When bae says he’s ready to mingle…