A woman was casually dating three men. One day, she goes to her close friend’s house for some coffee.
“I can’t believe you’ve been dating 3 men for over 2 years now! I can’t keep even 1 man for a week. How do you do it?” the friend inquires.
“Just do what I’m doing–cook a man some food and bring it to him. As they say, a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach,” she answers.
“That’s so cliche, but I’ll try it! So, are you going to make a decision? I’m sure by now at least one wants to marry you.”
“They all want to marry me. I’m planning on cooking for them one last time. I will make a decision to marry one of them depending on their reaction.”
For the rest of the week, the woman brings her men food on separate occasions. The same kind, prepped the same way. The very next day, her friend comes over to her house.
“Well? Have you decided yet?” the friend eagerly asks.
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Every computer user’s worst nightmare.
When I saw this on a meme site the first time, I cracked up so hard.
A man died and went to hell. When he enters the flaming gates, he meets me, the Devil.
“What happens now?” the man asks me.
I tell him, “Well, you have three options. There are three doors to choose from, and you can only choose one.”
“Let’s do it,” the man replies.
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