The Gates of Stinky Hell Joke

 

 

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A man died and went to hell. When he enters the flaming gates, he meets me, the Devil.

“What happens now?” the man asks me.

I tell him, “Well, you have three options. There are three doors to choose from, and you can only choose one.”

“Let’s do it,” the man replies.

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Blue Roses

If you love fantasy and romance, you’ll definitely love this book.

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Available on Kindle and free for kindleUnlimited!

Zaina discovers that she is among the most powerful spirits the universe has ever seen. She learns this by a handsome country-boy named Reymond, who has that irresistible, crooked smile. However, there is evil in the midst, and something–or someone–is after her. She discovers years of lies, and centuries of deception. Will she be able to figure out what’s going on before it’s too late?

 

 

Coco Movie – An Unforgettable Story

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Miguel had a dream to become a musician. His family, however, banned music ever since his great, great grandmother started the trend after she was betrayed by her own husband. He focused on his music career more than his own family it seemed, and when he left her and their daughter, Coco, the mother got rid of all music in the house and raised their daughter on her own. Ever since, the family despised music–however, Miguel wasn’t going to give up his passion.

Out of 5 stars, this definitely deserves a full 5. Charming, funny, suspenseful–this movie was amazing. The people who created this movie worked hard to provide something as wonderful and eye-catching as this. You can tell that every detail was made with heart, and every word in the script was written with soul. Coco was made with pure passion. I highly recommend this incredible, cinematic experience!

#MeToo

Okay, yes–this issue has been made fun of online for a while. As usual, men make fun of women for blaming men for little stuff, but this is, in fact, real.

I appreciate the women speaking up on sexual abuse. We’re making a change bigger than anything this world has ever seen. From those abused in public to those in private, how can we protect ourselves?

Never give up. As a woman behind the screen all the time, I will support this movement with all of my heart.

The Golden Girls: A Classic That’s Worth Every Second

 

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A popular TV show that began in the mid-80’s, this sitcom of an older generation will make you laugh, even in moments where you’re supposed to cry. Witness the wisdom of Dorothy, a divorced and lonely substitute teacher, Blanch, a sexy woman living her own fantasy, Rose, a sweet yet firm country-girl, and don’t forget Sophia, where her shenanigans and sarcasm will make you roll on the floor screaming. One way or another, every colorful character is relatable, regardless of your age, in this unforgettable classic.

Out of 5 stars, this deserves a 4. It was a hard decision not to rate this a full 5. The only reason this did not receive a full 5 stars is that of the narrow-mindedness in the show, e.g. racism, sexism, fat-jokes (however, it is understandable as they have come from a different time).

Princess Jellyfish Review

 

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This anime was an accidental find–and I don’t regret it one bit.

Princess Jellyfish is about an 18-year-old girl named Tsukimi (sounds like zucchini), who lives in Tokyo, Japan, and has a strong interest in everything about jellyfish. Tsukimi became inspired by them due to her late mother, who showed her the tenticly creatures in an aquarium when Tsukimi was a little girl. Living in an all-female dorm, whom all share the quality of being “otakus”, or nerds, she eventually meets a cross-dresser, where his true gender is only known by Tsukimi.

Out of 5 stars, I’d give this a 4. Read below to find out why.

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